1. How many posts will there be on Griff’s Graveyard this week?
2. How many posts will there be on Griff’s Graveyard this week (excluding posts made discussing this board)?
3. What score will Piglet give to Mellish in his match ratings?
4. For what cause will Mullen expend the most hot air (a) the global pandemic (b) the reinstatement of a racist menace (c) a new lost cause
5. How many times will Bruntonpasty tell us he doesn’t post on here anymore?
6. How many more weeks must we wait before the Brunton Bugle puts out their look back on the 2004/05 season?