Something alarming came to my attention during the morning patrol of the estate:
Paddock Ranger has erected his tinfoil bothy by the pond in the lower field and is now living there.
On the plus side, he’s catching the rats for his supper, which will help the pheasants no end. However, we do not have any planning permission for his erection, so you could fall foul of the local council should they come round to inspect the grounds.
Pls let me know if you want me to dismantle it or just turn a blind eye