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TOPIC: The Mystery Celebrity

The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 17:35 #1

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...will be revealed circa 9pm (with Deano's consent)
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 17:37 #2

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Is it Bob Carolgees?
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 17:57 #3

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Eric Wallace?
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 18:12 #4

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A confidentiality agreement is in place which I must adhere too
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:10 #5

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Shari Lewis and Lamb Chop
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:21 #6

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Lee Brennan?
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:25 #7

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I have it from my source (SBA) that the mystery celebrity is none other than Championship_Piglet.
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:31 #8

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I am led to believe it is Louis Braille. He is going to ask CCU and MRF to use dots more sparingly as there is a world shortage due to their posts on here and his method of communication is under threat.
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:50 #9

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My missus served Matthew Wolfenden today. My money is on him.
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 19:59 #10

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It will be the billionaire.
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:03 #11

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Nicola Sturgeon or Janette Krankie,funny how you never see them in the same room.
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:09 #12

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Pato Banton?
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The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:11 #13

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I reckon its CJ of Eggheads fame
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:36 #14

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Is it the alien Knighton saw?
all views my own
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:47 #15

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Some excellent guesses there. However I can tell you that you are all incorrect thus far

Unfortunately Deano's consent has not been forthcoming therefore I am forbidden from revealing the celebrity and now must postpone the announcement until 7pm tomorrow.

Hopefully Deano will have posted his consent by this time
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:51 #16

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You said I had until 9pm ;)
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:52 #17

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Post away
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 20:58 #18

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As you are aware I needed a bit of time before 9 to inform the Alderman. He's abed now so it'll have to wait

Deano's fault. Not mine
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 21:20 #19

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Everything's Deano's fault, no wonder he's tossing the board off.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 21:21 #20

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I appreciate the above comment could (ahem) be misconstrued.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 21:36 #21

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Ibogaine wrote:
As you are aware I needed a bit of time before 9 to inform the Alderman. He's abed now so it'll have to wait

Deano's fault. Not mine

As in ex-Aussie Cricketer Terry?

The mystery deepens...
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 22:42 #22

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Æthelred the 2nd.
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 21 Feb 2025 22:47 #23

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Chaka Demus and or pliers?
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 00:14 #24

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Markymark red fox and the funky bunch.
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 07:50 #25

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All wrong so far, though Chaka Demus isn't a million miles away

John Nixon faxed overnight to guess 'Papa Shango' which is actually the closest yet. Which just goes to show that he's not the useless bozo some on here would make him out to be
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 08:36 #26

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After much thought and soul searching, consideration of clues above, I am torn between Papa Lazarou (My wife now Dave) and that brazen bull that featured locally for a while?
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 08:42 #27

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;) Janette Krankie is Nichola Sturgeon, More power fer Scoland.....
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 08:56 #28

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Ibogaine wrote:
All wrong so far, though Chaka Demus isn't a million miles away

John Nixon faxed overnight to guess 'Papa Shango' which is actually the closest yet. Which just goes to show that he's not the useless bozo some on here would make him out to be

Given this clue I'm punting for Steve Patt dressed as Doink the Clown.
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 15:39 #29

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Patty will be creaming himself at the thought of someone thinking he's a celebrity.
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 15:49 #30

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Hmmm Papa Shango... Pato Banton... Chaka Demus... Can only be Judd from Kes?
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 17:52 #31

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Just over an hour left to get your guesses in.

You're so close! You're all gonna kick yourselves for the big reveal if no one gets it
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:03 #32

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Surely cant be Theopolis T Wildebeest?

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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:19 #33

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Getting colder
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:27 #34

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Is it Christina agruyerela ?
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Re:The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:44 #35

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What about Craig Davids old mate the artful dodger?. Would fit right in with John Nixon
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:54 #36

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Kofi Annan or Aswad?
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 18:55 #37

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Dennis Neilson-he had issues with drainage too
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:23 #38

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Sorry for the delay, I'm really drunk

The answer is....................
SWAMPY THE ECOWARRIOR

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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:24 #39

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That's spider off Corrie isn't it? Emily Bishops nephew or summat wasn't he?
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:26 #40

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That's spider the eco warrior !
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:29 #41

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[censored] off its swampy
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:34 #42

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That's not swampy.

You've posted Spider offa Corrie (played by Martin Hancock).




The real swampy (Daniel Hooper)
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:35 #43

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This ii swampy
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:38 #44

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Boooo! Ibogaine out!!!
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:41 #45

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All three are the same bloke
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:41 #46

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Mistaken identities, talking bollocks and telling fans to f*$k off...has Ibogaine outed himself as one of the flab three?
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The Mystery Celebrity 22 Feb 2025 19:48 #47

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Cheese fantasist
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The Mystery Celebrity 23 Feb 2025 09:57 #48

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Sadly Swampy died; he had a heart condition



but refused a by-pass
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