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TOPIC: FAO Banter Boys

FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 18:30 #1

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 262 Likes received: 518	I know some on here were keen to come along to these meetings. For those who don't know, its just a social group of lads who meet up for some banter. First meeting is tomorrow, Woodrow Wilsons from 7.30pm. We always try and get the big table near the fruity, but I cannot guarantee it will be free
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 18:59 #2

Bruntonpasty Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 563 Likes received: 182	Aaaghh, can't make that one unfortunately! Would love to be a fly on the wall though eh! Will there be a transcript of the great bants that were had?
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 19:05 #3

MerseysideBlue Offline Moderator Posts: 374 Likes received: 166	Not sure I'm keen on this now - I thought we weren't going to hold these in public? You said you had a room upstairs in the Border Rambler booked!
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 19:28 #4

CCU Offline Moderator Posts: 2197 Likes received: 754	MerseysideBlue wrote: Not sure I'm keen on this now - I thought we weren't going to hold these in public? You said you had a room upstairs in the Border Rambler booked! Aye, we'll look a right set sat in various South American bird costumes (That was this months dress code?)...
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 19:40 #5

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	Ibogaine wrote: I know some on here were keen to come along to these meetings. For those who don't know, its just a social group of lads who meet up for some banter. First meeting is tomorrow, Woodrow Wilsons from 7.30pm. We always try and get the big table near the fruity, but I cannot guarantee it will be free What will the banter subjects be?
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 20:08 #6

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	CCU wrote: MerseysideBlue wrote: Not sure I'm keen on this now - I thought we weren't going to hold these in public? You said you had a room upstairs in the Border Rambler booked! Aye, we'll look a right set sat in various South American bird costumes (That was this months dress code?)... That sounds like amazing bants
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 20:51 #7

Markovitch Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 787 Likes received: 122	I went out with a South American bird once, can I come in a gold lame mini bikini?
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 21:12 #8

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I'm afraid the bants cannot be transcribed as it can get a bit blue sometimes. One of the members is a Parish Counsellor after all
The time to widen the circle of bants is now. The bants is just too good to keep to ourselves!
Hahahahaha!! Can't believe you almost fell for that one mate! Imagine the bants if you went out in public dressed like that. The actual dress code is Roman Centurions
We'll mainly be freebantsing

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Re:FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 21:18 #9

loser Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 536 Likes received: 453	Is PaddockWarbler going? I'm only going if he is. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 21:23 #10

melbourneblues Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 374 Likes received: 527	(Bants mode) I'm all over this.
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FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 21:39 #11

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	I'm a bit concerned about Woodrow Wilson's being the banter venue. Will it help bring out the really best banter in people or will Lloyds with it's Fosters on draught be more beneficial to the flow of banter?
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 21:50 #12

franksidebottom Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 647 Likes received: 295	melbourneblues wrote: (Bants mode) I'm all over this. On it like a car bonnet or in there like swimwear?
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 22:15 #13

Dancingbear Offline First Team Player Posts: 2355 Likes received: 1157	loser wrote: Is PaddockWarbler going? I'm only going if he is. Sent from my SM-G900F using Tapatalk You mean the Archbishop of Banterbury?
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 09 Mar 2025 23:29 #14

ExiledJock Offline Ball Boy Posts: 137 Likes received: 29	Your mum.
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 07:48 #15

Mouldy Offline Moderator Posts: 469 Likes received: 174	Any updates or reports from the banter brigade?
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 08:10 #16

markredfox73 Online Reserve Squad Posts: 991 Likes received: 413	Was there any crispy cake on hand at this gathering Sent from my GT-I8200N using Tapatalk
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 09:07 #17

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	markredfox73 wrote: Was there any crispy cake on hand at this gathering Sent from my GT-I8200N using Tapatalk They don't sell that where you get a cheeky Nandos.
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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 12:37 #18

CCU Offline Moderator Posts: 2197 Likes received: 754	Ibo would reply, but we locked him in a dungeon at Carlisle Castle! Legendary BANTZ lolz!!!
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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 14:03 #19

Moylesey Offline Ball Boy Posts: 94 Likes received: 69	Oi! Oi!!
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 14:09 #20

CCU Offline Moderator Posts: 2197 Likes received: 754	Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 14:35 #21

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	CCU wrote: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Top bants!
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 16:09 #22

Mashie Niblick Offline Bench Warmer Love CUFC - Hate Football Posts: 1130 Likes received: 730	The banter juice was in full flow...
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 16:15 #23

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	Mashie Niblick wrote: The banter juice was in full flow... Is that fosters?
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 16:39 #24

Mashie Niblick Offline Bench Warmer Love CUFC - Hate Football Posts: 1130 Likes received: 730	Dunno. Eddie Hearn keeps saying he drinks it tho. The knob!
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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 19:09 #25

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	Oh right, cheers for that
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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 19:52 #26

CCU Offline Moderator Posts: 2197 Likes received: 754	Can't wait to hear Ibo's BANTERBURY TALES when he returns, legend of a BANTELOPE...
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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 20:07 #27

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I am the LORD of the BANTS, said he!

He being whoever it was who nailed me into that shipping crate wearing only a tutu and added me to the cargo of the Zeebrugge ferry! That Islamic State literature only added to the absolutely massive banter I had with the border guards and Dutch secret police!

I suppose that's what you get when you go to the BANTAM OF THE OPERA and try and drink Marktheredfox under the table on WKDs!!!

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FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 20:26 #28

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Ibogaine wrote:

I am the LORD of the BANTS, said he!

He being whoever it was who nailed me into that shipping crate wearing only a tutu and added me to the cargo of the Zeebrugge ferry! That Islamic State literature only added to the absolutely massive banter I had with the border guards and Dutch secret police!

I suppose that's what you get when you go to the BANTAM OF THE OPERA and try and drink Marktheredfox under the table on WKDs!!!

Haha top bants!

Was the red fox scraning burgers like a crazy man? Mental!

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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 20:38 #29

markredfox73 Online Reserve Squad Posts: 991 Likes received: 413	More of a pie man myself even though my profile pic has me devouring the flame grill burger challenge at gosling bridge :cool: Sent from my GT-I8200N using Tapatalk
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 20:44 #30

lbtufty Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 303 Likes received: 125	Normal screen size, it looks like you're blowing down the back crack of 3-2-1's Dusty Bin!
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 21:06 #31

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 262 Likes received: 518	That's exactly the kind of thing you could imagine the mad [censored] getting up to!!!
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Re:FAO Banter Boys 11 Mar 2025 21:09 #32

Mush Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 448 Likes received: 153	Ibogaine wrote: That's exactly the kind of thing you could imagine the mad [censored] getting up to!!! Haha class!
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