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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 20 Dec 2025 18:03 #1

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Two tinned steak and kidney pies sat on a shelf in the supermarket.
One says to the other, "Are you Fray Bentos?"
"Nay, Marra, ah's frae Wukkinton"
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 21 Dec 2025 12:56 #2

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Whats got 4 legs and flies?
A dead horse
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 04:49 #3

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How does Santa like his Pizza
Deep and crisp and even !!
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 07:14 #4

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Surely....

Deep pan, crisp and even.....
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 10:46 #5

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What is brown and sticky... ?





...a stick!
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 11:34 #6

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What's the chance's of seeing someone in a minions T shirt at a football match.

Mong in a minion
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 15:41 #7

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Why does the transvestite like Christmas?


Because he can eat, drink and be mary.
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 16:01 #8

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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 22 Dec 2025 20:35 #9

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I prefer your second one stinky
Super blues never lose.
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 31 Dec 2025 13:44 #10

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bloke goes into a workington bakers and asks 'is that a fairy cake or a merangue' baker replies 'no , you're right , it's a fairy cake'
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Cumbrian Christmas cracker jokes 31 Dec 2025 14:04 #11

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:cheer: Somebody breaks into old Sams house over christmas, Did they take owt Sam, Na they just shit in mi tatie ash, Well thats no big deal, NO BIG DEAL, I had to throw half the fucker owt....
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