TOPIC: Useless' Big Telly Saga: Latest Update

So the insurance money has finally come through, but instead of buying a new telly he has decided to follow a childhood dream and has invested the funds in artisan cheese making equipment.

Hopefully the first batches will be ready soon

Just back from the CFM studios where the jingle was recorded with Robbie Dee

Oh he once had a great big telly
Now he makes cheese for your belly
Some are mild and some are smelly
But all of them are better than a telly

First batch ideas so far:

Karl Hawlbrie
Carlos Rocafort
Monterey Jack Marriot

Ibogaine wrote:
Or an expensive import, Edam Hazard?

Any room in the cheese counter for a round or two of James Cheshire, Carlos Ricotta or Mike Mozzagrella?

Good effort, but gonna have to reject two on the basis he insists on a 25 game appearance minimum to qualify for a cheese.

It's a new development

For that same reason I had to bin 75 kilos of Tony Carssphilly this morning.

My standards will not be compromised.

Shane Reddish Leicester.

Cheddar Evans?

Graham Westleydale

feckwittery wrote:
Goes down easily with a bitter aftertaste?