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The Toon. 11 May 2025 21:06 #1

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As good as gone! Sunderland doin the Toffees 3-0.
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The Toon. 11 May 2025 21:25 #2

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As good as gone! Sunderland doin the Toffees 3-0.

"good as gone" Applies to Martinez as well.
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The Toon. 11 May 2025 21:33 #3

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...are doon.

And Norwich as well.
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The Toon. 11 May 2025 22:00 #4

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Years of blaming the wrong people. Players have yet to be given the blame.
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The Toon. 12 May 2025 09:26 #5

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Don't know what sort of contract Coloccini has but for a player so crap and culpable for so many goals against , he was an automatic pick until Raffa came in. Shocking! And he was captain!!
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 09:56 #6

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Some big wages in that mess like. ..Shelvey is 70k a week..Townsend must be on summet similar too.that cannot be sustained ..

Some pile of deadwood need cleared out there...a lot of french flops too.
I do think the keeper Darlow has done well and improved a lot since we 1st saw him playing for Walsall. I expect a few youngsters to get a chance next season to get them up there but nobody has that divine right...They may find it a lot tougher to bounce back this time.
Still, the fans will enjoy a good day out in Burton...;)

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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 10:13 #7

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Couldn't happen to a nicer owner tho...been on the cards for seasons, maybe he'll change his ideas........But what's the parachute.?
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The Toon. 12 May 2025 10:54 #8

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Was reading Shelvey has no relegation clause, bet he couldn't sign quick enough!
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 11:32 #9

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markredfox73 wrote:
Some big wages in that mess like. ..Shelvey is 70k a week..Townsend must be on summet similar too.that cannot be sustained ..

Parachute payments are now £87m over 3 seasons so I'm sure they'll manage.

Interesting theyve changed the rules on the payments so if a club only survives 1 season they only get 2 years of payments rather than 3.

Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 12:21 #10

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Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 12:33 #11

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It's the fans I feel sorry for!

Newcastle United's trophy room has been broken into and contents stolen.
Police are currently looking for a man in possession of a black and white carpet.
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 12:57 #12

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Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.
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The Toon. 12 May 2025 13:11 #13

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It's a shame some of the money can't be ring fenced for investment in worthwhile things like stadium improvement and other facilities like junior coaching/equipment, rather than throwing it at new signings or paying off bad managers or agents fees.
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 13:46 #14

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DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 15:58 #15

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NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments

If you are promoted back to the Prem whlist still receiving parachute payments you no longer receive them.

Burnley will have got the year 1 payment but won't get any of the year 2,3,4 as they are back in the Prem.
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 20:02 #16

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DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments

If you are promoted back to the Prem whlist still receiving parachute payments you no longer receive them.

Burnley will have got the year 1 payment but won't get any of the year 2,3,4 as they are back in the Prem.

Looks like you could be right as theyre bringing forward some changes that werent going to come in till 17/18 a year earlier to coincide with the new tv deal starting and the reduction in payment years from 4 to 3 looks like the optimim would now be to get promoted back after 2 years but it does mean theyll habe to stop calling the play off final the 180m pound game.

But looking at how much they got each year since they were relegated you can see how and why the Oystons have been able to do what theyve done and still make a good profit each year..
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Re:The Toon. 12 May 2025 22:20 #17

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NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments

If you are promoted back to the Prem whlist still receiving parachute payments you no longer receive them.

Burnley will have got the year 1 payment but won't get any of the year 2,3,4 as they are back in the Prem.

Looks like you could be right as theyre bringing forward some changes that werent going to come in till 17/18 a year earlier to coincide with the new tv deal starting and the reduction in payment years from 4 to 3 looks like the optimim would now be to get promoted back after 2 years but it does mean theyll habe to stop calling the play off final the 180m pound game.

But looking at how much they got each year since they were relegated you can see how and why the Oystons have been able to do what theyve done and still make a good profit each year..

Playoffs is still worth the same, if not more with the increased TV deal. They've reduced the parachute payments to 3 years (2 if you only survive one season) but just spread it out over 3 rather than 4.

Oh yeah you can see how they were easily doing it. Still getting £10m income from doing nothing. Absolutely laughing.
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Re:The Toon. 13 May 2025 01:14 #18

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DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments

If you are promoted back to the Prem whlist still receiving parachute payments you no longer receive them.

Burnley will have got the year 1 payment but won't get any of the year 2,3,4 as they are back in the Prem.

Looks like you could be right as theyre bringing forward some changes that werent going to come in till 17/18 a year earlier to coincide with the new tv deal starting and the reduction in payment years from 4 to 3 looks like the optimim would now be to get promoted back after 2 years but it does mean theyll habe to stop calling the play off final the 180m pound game.

But looking at how much they got each year since they were relegated you can see how and why the Oystons have been able to do what theyve done and still make a good profit each year..

Playoffs is still worth the same, if not more with the increased TV deal. They've reduced the parachute payments to 3 years (2 if you only survive one season) but just spread it out over 3 rather than 4.

Oh yeah you can see how they were easily doing it. Still getting £10m income from doing nothing. Absolutely laughing.

Their wage bill was 12.6 million in the tear after their prem season and they recieved 32 million in parachute payments.

I bet the best performer on the books that season was the accountant who made it all disappear
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Re:The Toon. 13 May 2025 08:55 #19

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NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
NORTHERNSOUL wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
CheadleBlue wrote:
DeckchairBlue wrote:
Solidarity payments have been increased though. League 2 clubs now get £450k.
Wow, isn't that about a quarter of our wage budget? Must be close to the amount we get from the FL TV deal.

All decent % of the yeah. It could end up being more I think, because if a team goes straight back up (as Burnley have and Hull could) their remaining payments are split between the rest of the league. Which could total about £80m being split. That's how it used to work anyways, I'm not sure if any of it was changed when there recently tweaked it.

I seem to remember us getting a bit of a windfall when Newcastle and West Ham went straight back up.

This was being discussed on a Dingles board last week and a guy who works for an organisation with links to the club said that they will receive 100% of their year 1 payment and about 50% of years 2 3 and 4 .s payments

If you are promoted back to the Prem whlist still receiving parachute payments you no longer receive them.

Burnley will have got the year 1 payment but won't get any of the year 2,3,4 as they are back in the Prem.

Looks like you could be right as theyre bringing forward some changes that werent going to come in till 17/18 a year earlier to coincide with the new tv deal starting and the reduction in payment years from 4 to 3 looks like the optimim would now be to get promoted back after 2 years but it does mean theyll habe to stop calling the play off final the 180m pound game.

But looking at how much they got each year since they were relegated you can see how and why the Oystons have been able to do what theyve done and still make a good profit each year..

Playoffs is still worth the same, if not more with the increased TV deal. They've reduced the parachute payments to 3 years (2 if you only survive one season) but just spread it out over 3 rather than 4.

Oh yeah you can see how they were easily doing it. Still getting £10m income from doing nothing. Absolutely laughing.

Their wage bill was 12.6 million in the tear after their prem season and they recieved 32 million in parachute payments.

I bet the best performer on the books that season was the accountant who made it all disappear
To be fair the wage bill is only one of numerous costs incurred by a relegated club.... I'm hearing rumours that Rafa might stay if they basically give him control of the whole club... right from the academy upwards to full control over transfers. If that happens getting relegated could be the best thing that ever happened to the club. That is a big call for Ashley to make though.
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Re:The Toon. 16 May 2025 11:33 #20

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It's the fans I feel sorry for!

Newcastle United's trophy room has been broken into and contents stolen.
Police are currently looking for a man in possession of a black and white carpet.

They named it after one of their players Philipe Albert (all bare)
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Re:The Toon. 16 May 2025 12:47 #21

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If Rafa stays they'll be back up next year....these Dutch lads look useful they've got.
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Re:The Toon. 16 May 2025 13:58 #22

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If Rafa stays they'll be back up next year....these Dutch lads look useful they've got.[/quote



Wont be any Dutch there next season I think..Janmaat actively looking to move they reckon he cant defend anyway,they have two very good goalkeepers in Elliot and Darlow so Krul will possibly be offloaded and Wijnladum turned down champions league to sign for them and may be forced to sell not sure he has the balls for championship anyhow

Anita has been a revelation at full back though since Rafa arrived and probably be worth keeping

A lot will depend on Rafa Benitez though I think they have the basis of a squad capable of bouncing back without to much trouble if he stays and if he can persuade Townsend to stay will be a big plus for them
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