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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 20:59 #1

Ibogaine
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We've voted to destroy the economy
The entirety of political leadership in the country is hamstrung by internal bickering
We're losing to Iceland

My and Souly have had a conflab and we're going to try and take Aspatria by force tonight and set up an independent city state. It will be a constitutional monarchy with Ns declared as Grand High Poobah Soul I.

Anyone else in? We will especially need minor craftsman as we intend for our economy to be based mainly on the export of wind chimes and wooden egg cups

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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:12 #2

Useless Offline Ball Boy Posts: 160 Likes received: 49	What Time?
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:16 #3

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	You may fail on a technicality Ibby in that Spatri ain't no city lado
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:23 #4

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 303 Likes received: 598	Meet at 2am in the railway station carpark. Bring your own pitchfork. We'll also be introducing a Soul based religion. The subsequent turning of the Spar into our equivalent of a cathedral will grant us city status
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:23 #5

Zebby Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 579 Likes received: 184	I have a Dremel multi tool yous can have!!!
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:25 #6

Dancingbear Offline Playmaker Posts: 2597 Likes received: 1257	seesaw50 wrote: You may fail on a technicality Ibby in that Spatri ain't no city lado It will be once they turn Sealys into a cathedral.
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:26 #7

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	Spar apparently...... Sealys might have more natural headroom mind
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:33 #8

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 303 Likes received: 598	The Majestic Soul (Prince of Peace) has earmarked that building to be antique bellows museum
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:40 #9

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	If I have a minor trade can I get on the ruling council or will I be confined to making wind chimes or wooden eggcups..... Do you require a CV or can I just turn up Oh and should loss of life be considered
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:44 #10

Useless Offline Ball Boy Posts: 160 Likes received: 49	2am, are you mad? Koko, the gorilla who talks to people is on bbc 2 Abandon Abandon
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:48 #11

Zebby Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 579 Likes received: 184	I havnt got a pitch fork.... Can I fetch one of my hoe's instead
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 21:52 #12

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	Question... Will his mightyness the dishonourable Soul be bringing his crew up on a 50 seater
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:16 #13

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 303 Likes received: 598	Uselo - its on Iplayer. We can watch it as part of the victory party Zebbo - All large garden tools are welcome. I'm bringing a rake myself See-o - There will be free elections after victory is achieved and the soul has been coronated. His crew will then form the basis on the Royal Guard
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:22 #14

Useless Offline Ball Boy Posts: 160 Likes received: 49	Can Geoff come ? - He can provide the muscle if it gets a bit tasty.
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:26 #15

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	I note you make no reference to my concerns on loss of life...mainly mine if I was being honest
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:39 #16

deer_dance Offline Ball Boy Posts: 81 Likes received: 29	A raven has arrived from Flimby. Markredfox has declared himself 'King in the west' - laying claim to all lands west of Fletchertown.
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:44 #17

flumeblue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 93 Likes received: 17	I don't like violence. I believe we shall overcome by praying to the sun god.
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:50 #18

Ibogaine Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 303 Likes received: 598	We are hoping for a velvet revolution. However if you wish to become a citizen of our state then you will have to pledge your life to Poobah Soul I. And it is likely that blood will be shed if MRF's empire ambitions extend beyond Dovenby Geoff is certainly not welcome after the Shirehorse debacle. He is Trotsky to the Soul's Stalin
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 22:57 #19

Markovitch Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 832 Likes received: 134	I don't wear man made fibres, polyester yuck. How about cheese cloth?
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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 23:03 #20

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Sorry ibby but it is with great regret and after self referendumising I have over -whelmingly decided I cannot support the new Spatri city state due to the threat from that fox fellow.....I will try to live with myself over this as I think I could have had a great deal to offer viz a vie windchimes in particular

Good luck with installing Super Soul I ....i fear he will become a noose round your neck however...be afraid be very afraid!!

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National Emergency Declared 27 Jun 2025 23:16 #21

Bruntonpasty Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 680 Likes received: 210	I admire your ambition but I have decided to put myself into self imposed exile following tonights debacle, I will be inScarrowmanwick if owt changes. Ta.
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 13:50 #22

lbtufty Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 354 Likes received: 143	When he said velvet revolution, he was presumably talking about toilet paper.
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 14:34 #23

Dave Online Ball Boy Posts: 27 Likes received: 17	You could all come to Wales instead!
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 17:47 #24

Wukkie Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 972 Likes received: 378	I don't think anyone's that desperate!
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 18:02 #25

seesaw50 Offline Bench Warmer Posts: 1217 Likes received: 154	Just checking in to see how things went at Spatri last night ..you OK ibogaine any loss of life to speak of?? Did the threat from mrf materialise or is he all talk as usual ??
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 21:26 #26

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We arrived Spatri armed to the teeth, myself and a small band of soul loyalists.

The soul ordered us to turn all the villagers out from their houses and line them up outside the Spar

Thus the Soul spoke:

"I am the northern soul, the prince of peace, and I am holy in nature. I plan to take your village as an independent enclave from this foul United Kingdom. I could've done so by having you killed in your beds as you slept. But no, I am a democrat at heart, and so I will ask you to accept my leadership through the power of the referendum'

He then donned a beautiful cape decked with sequins and twirled around those assembled.

It was a sight beyond any other beauty imaginable

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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 21:40 #27

Useless Offline Ball Boy Posts: 160 Likes received: 49	Geoff has offered the pair of you out.
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 21:45 #28

Zebby Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 579 Likes received: 184	Geoff is easily distracted Just throw him a millet spray and a couple of cuttlefish he will let you rub his belly
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 21:47 #29

Useless Offline Ball Boy Posts: 160 Likes received: 49	Not this time, he's absolutely raging. Says he's getting a mega rider pass and going up there tommorow for a pagger.
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 22:06 #30

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Ibogaine wrote:

Phew thank the lord that peace broke out ....correction... thank the soul poobah that he has a democratic bent......how did the cape twirling go down with those assembled, I can imagine several jaws dropped . were any tunes played to mark the insurrection.... Iknow I know so many questions..... Just wish I'd been there but my main concern was that fellow fox as I said.

So its settled then Soul poobah lord high priest of Spatri is in post .

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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 22:40 #31

MerseysideBlue Online Moderator Posts: 464 Likes received: 179	I am hearing from my sources that the people of Prospect are revolting. Oh and they also want to hold a referendum about joining the new People's Republic of Spyatri.
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National Emergency Declared 28 Jun 2025 22:48 #32

Zebby Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 579 Likes received: 184	I think you will find most folk out west are revolting......
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National Emergency Declared 29 Jun 2025 00:58 #33

Dancingbear Offline Playmaker Posts: 2597 Likes received: 1257	Zebby wrote: I think you will find most folk out west are revolting...... Hey mouth. You've hurt my feelings now.
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