TOPIC: FAO Lummy

Hope you enjoyed Alan Carr and that your "mortal" Mrs made it home ok! Enjoyed our encounter on the stairs.

Ha ha mouldy good crack,I blame murph as it was his best mates lass,she brought 2 bottle of rose!!! Didn't know wether to laugh or cry,he was good didn't you think? No one was bothered after the break I felt it died a bit

It was definitely better first half. Only seemed to be the front row he was performing for second stint. Was totally different to what I expected from him - much better.

Was going to introduce myself Lummy.
Seen you in toilets with phone in one hand and cock in other so didn't think was best time to introduce myself!
Mouldy we could have met!
Allan Carr was shit tbh

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Mouldy we're you working?

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How big was it, TD?

Probably one of them old little Nokia's..

No no social trip with the Mrs. Got her tickets for her birthday hoping she'd take the mother in law but somehow I ended up there!!

Gadgy working their, does stewarding at ground, delivers for asda, big Carlisle fan, wonder if he posts on here?
He has small feet Mashi so you work it out pal.

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Working the bar? The queue was moving a bit swifter than on a match day - sack him as a steward and re employ him on the catering side!

Basically what you are saying then, is Lummys cock made you laugh more than Alan Carr?

Stewarding mouldy.
Wouldn't take much Mashi

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Was he the one who took a camera off a gadge? If so, he's my sort of guy!

Dunno, but laddo flying down the stairs and nearly into folk pissed up was one of highlights then getting told off in foyer by well dressed steward fella!...
Wonder if Allan went outrageous?

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Got a vision in my head that Alan Carr is DancingBear's double.

Am I right?

Dunno what DB looks like.

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Think the front row were encouraging him to as he went off stage.

My money is went home with Barbara's husband...

Mouldy wrote: And dog

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you could tell he was using these dates as a warm up, getting back into the swing after the winter off. he seemed to be distracted quite easily then repeated himself then went off on a tangent. some bits were funny, him and lionel blair on blackpool pier, but nowhere near as slick as he was the last time he was here when he was in the middle of his tour.

Yeah felt very forced at times to get to the punch lines.

Decentish night - Adrianos before hand was pukka

We went Belted,average tbh.
Wish we had gone Ruen Thai.
Seen folk i knew in town afterwards and several thought the show was excellent,obviously easily pleased.

I'm shocked at the number of blokes who spent their Friday night watching Alan Carr on stage!


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cocaineblues wrote: Just about to post the same thing, don't think I've ever laughed at one of his crap, corny jokes. He's not even the best Carr!

cocaineblues wrote: Been to see loads of comedians over years at sands, open minded approach, some good, some like last night, shit.

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cocaineblues wrote:
How was Tom Jones? You looked excited heading to Bitts Park!

TopDog74 wrote:

same here Dog, lost count the number of comics we've seen. saves travelling to the big cities though, eh?

mojo wrote: We did

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TopDog74 wrote: Belted is unbelievably average for what you pay. Makes it seem cacker than it actually is as well.

loser wrote: Expected good things but was very average. Disappointed.

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TopDog74 wrote:

Seen Michael McIntyre a few month ago. Warm up show for his tour. Was good but not as good as Jimmy Carr when he was here.

Belted gets mixed reviews - never been myself

Mouldy wrote:

Seen Michael in the big city of Newcastle and enjoyed him.
Personally I think comedians saturate tele and dvds now so don't tend to be as funny once they have been around a bit.
Loads got chat shows, on panel shows, think their getting arse kicked out of them which I think was evident with Allan Carr.
Seen Jimmy a few times and he does tend to be consistently good with new material.
But most fail in this dept, Allan played the gay card too much for me, John Bishop kicked arse out of scouse jokes, all very boring.
But, it's good for Carlisle and Sands getting regular acts, me and wife enjoy it and staying over for drink.
Just won't be going belted next time.

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You had a bit of a sh1t night then in all honesty TD?

Mashie Niblick wrote: Ha ha not really, still had good night, couple of negatives don't make a bad night. Just know better for next time.
Beats going around wukkie with all it's Geordie Shore wannabes

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daviejones wrote:
I recon Maxine would be funnier.

Lummy forgot his password?

To be fair, I heard he signed a confidentiality agreement about the night so to be fair we should be grateful he replied Dog.

Hold on a minute mouldy, as a moderator on this board, do you think it's wise to be giving your opinion on something?

Mashie Niblick wrote:
Showing my support for those who're signed to secrecy. Incredibly professional and honourable

To be fair gents......Its all a bit of a blur., someone actually told me I did the commentary for Oldham game saturday?