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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:25 #1

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you do on getting home from work?

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Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:29 #2

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Have a sh*te usually.

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Re:RE: Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:37 #3

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loser wrote:
Have a sh*te usually.

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You one these that won't pooh on another toilet apart from your own?

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Re:RE: Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:39 #4

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Normally straight in the shower .
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Re:RE: Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:41 #5

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loser wrote:
Have a sh*te usually.

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You one these that won't pooh on another toilet apart from your own?

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I prefer to get paid to poo when I can...
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Re:RE: Re:RE: Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:47 #6

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chesterviabothel wrote:
TopDog74 wrote:
loser wrote:
Have a sh*te usually.

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You one these that won't pooh on another toilet apart from your own?

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I prefer to get paid to poo when I can...
Nah I'll go at work if I need to and take an extra 10 minutes about it. Not a fan of wiping my arse with what can't be far off sand paper though so I just wait til I get home if it's later in the day.
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Re:RE: Re:RE: Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 17:54 #7

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Usually open a can & jump in the shower after day shift.

Always seem to need to have a shite when I get in off nights for some reason.



Great thread by the way pal.
There's only one United!
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 18:22 #8

Get shouted at by the Mrs for one stupid reason or other.
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 18:34 #9

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Close the door
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 19:11 #10

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Cup of tea and a biscuit.
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 19:26 #11

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Halpinsleftpeg wrote:
Get shouted at by the Mrs for one stupid reason or other.

Exactly whats happened to me tonight.
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 19:30 #12

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Did you start another betting conversation with her?
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Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 19:37 #13

Get changed into joggers or shorts.

Only poo at home at the weekend, seems a waste doing it there when I can get paid to at work.
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Re:What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 19:54 #14

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sirjimmyglass wrote:
Get changed into joggers or shorts.

Only poo at home at the weekend, seems a waste doing it there when I can get paid to at work.

That'd be my exact attitude if the tight f*ckers would buy actual bog roll.

This website may be of interest to yourself and others who poo at work for that reason.

http://www.poopcalc.com/
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What's first thing 17 Aug 2025 21:41 #15

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kettle on way through kitchen then out the back door to feed my birds...
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What's first thing 18 Aug 2025 00:25 #16

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For some reason, if I am not in work, a typical afternoon, I will have at the very maximum, one poo. But if I am working the afternoon, I have been known to have three.

But back on topic, when I come home from work, my dog having been neglected all day, demands at the very least, a 20 minute belly rub.
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What's first thing 18 Aug 2025 08:09 #17

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Put Pointless on

Unless its Thursday when I go round BlueAlf's for a game of Ludo
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Re:RE: What's first thing 18 Aug 2025 16:57 #18

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Ibogaine wrote:
Put Pointless on

Unless its Thursday when I go round BlueAlf's for a game of Ludo
Some fella from Carlisle on their other month. (pointless ).
Wonder what getting yam has in store for me tonight?

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Re:RE: What's first thing 18 Aug 2025 18:50 #19

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Check the bed to see if both sides are warm. :ohmy:
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