TOPIC: Jermane Defoe requires personal assistant

The job specification includes a collection of 'errands' one would need to perform.
Could you do these?
Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc.
Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean
Select and organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc

Pay £50/£60k per annum. No bad job that!

Needs to get himself on match.com and get himself a women or a man.

Doesn't surprise me...looks a canny job like.
I know Lee Bowyer couldn't open his own Letterbox to get his post, he missed court summons for speeding because he didn't know he'd been caught since he couldn't work the letterbox after his bird left....
There's so many of them now that have had 'people' at clubs do everything but wipe their bum for them it's no surprise that they need personal assistants to do the simple day-to-day things!

I know at least 3 ex-premier league players that would struggle to successfully make themselves beans on toast....despite all living on their own for a number of years.
One lad just about lived on Lucozade Sport and eating a proper dinner at the club after training.
So much for "eating right" one of the lads fridge could have stocked a branch of M&S; with ready meals

Didn't Phil Neville have somebody round a while back and didn't know how to make them a cup of tea. :

nobbyblue wrote:
Neither did my mate...that's how I know what was in his fridge!
Looking for the milk to make a brew...he only knew he had Tea Bags because his bird liked a brew and kept a box somewhere in his kitchen, he didn't drink tea or coffee so he'd never made one
Makes you wonder doesn't it......

Good on him I say. Setting aside whether footballers should be paid so much money, wouldn't it be wonderful to be able to pay some one to do the jobs that just seem drudgery. Whilst I enjoy cooking , it would be great to have some one do the ironing, cleaning and all those jobs that you force yourself to do before you can allow yourself to do the things you got out of bed really wanting to do That, for me, is what being rich should be all about, bring on that lottery win!

Tbh I don't drink tea or coffee and while I could take a guess at how to make it I bet it would turn out shit!

Didnt our very own Grant Holt have a spot of bother with car insurance as he has a man whos supposed to sort that type of stuff out but didnt?.

Mullen103 wrote:
You not putting in Mullen , as you didn`t make the short list for the Fans Rep.

Just think of the insider info you could spout off on here , you could up the ante big time

I did but he wasn't too keen on my cardigan designers. George at Asda wasn't his thing

Mullen103 wrote:
He might of heard about your kathy bates type stalking of laffy, cannot blame the cardies for everything!

Stinkyturner wrote:
Isn't that part of the job though I would of done it for free for Laffy

Mullen103 wrote:
A WAG would sting him for way more than 60K a year and still do [censored] all round the house. Common sense says Jermaine does this for the logistic side of things and then gets whoever he hires to source some high-class hookers when he wants his end away

orfc wrote:
Doubt he find many high class hookers in Sunderland, might have to get the North Shields ferry to Amsterdam ferry

I wouldnt do this job for 100k - humiliating personal slave. Just shoes how soft, vane and thick footballers are now!

Urban Designer wrote:
What are you on about? If you can afford it and are time poor why not hire an executive assistant. Nothing soft, vain or thick about it.