James Phillips tweet

Bit of a strange one this? Maybe all the mess that is covering Carlisle United’s got to the guy and he thought uploading his toes to Twitter was a good thing

It shows that he knows what's afoot...

paddockgroan wrote: Bit of a strange one this? Maybe all the mess that is covering Carlisle United’s got to the guy and he thought uploading his toes to Twitter was a good thing

Did she use a hammer?

Went round to one of my mates recently and he opened the door dazed with his joggers on - nothing on his feet but all his toenails were all sparkly pink.

Claims he had fell asleep on the sofa after work and his daughter had did it whilst he was asleep, he actually made her admit what she had done to prove his point

My daughter did the dog. Chasing deer across the inch dressed like bloody Danny La Rue

Very small feet...

Let's be charitable and blame the camera angle!

heilkmoon wrote: Very small feet...

Let's be charitable and blame the camera angle!

There's a woman in the town centre who gives free advice on what footwear we should have. She thinks that my footwear is too small because every time I see her she tells me, "Bigger shoe"!