Lunar Lapping

This just in from downtown Pune



"I choose to go to the moon. I choose to go to the moon! I choose to go to the moon in this season and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because the tax breaks are favourable!"

More to follow...

He loves that hat does Lappo.

Finally got through to Lappz...

Turns out he used his custodian status to secure a moderate loan using the Sunset Suite as security. He then used these funds to gain a contract with Pune City Council to help reduce local slum over-population (something he was able to turn into a double profit generation situation through an agreement with SOYLENT GREEN INC). He's now back in the BIG BUCKS BIG TIME :cool:

Then the flippin Indians came back at him wanting a piece of the profit pie. Despite his wealth creation they still wanting some taxes

Wiley old Lappz managed to get out of the tax bill by agreeing to use his riches to help fund the Indian space programme. His wealth is not yet quite at at the levels needed to support a space race, so former Premier League footballer Christopher Lumsdon is joint funding his venture!

To the moon!

MODS - I demand you correct the unfortunate typo in the subject title

Ibogaine wrote: so former Premier League footballer Christopher Lumsdon is joint funding his venture!

To the moon!

MODS - I demand you correct the unfortunate typo in the subject title

Conspiracy theorists are saying the Moon Lapping was faked and that Lappz does not have a lunar module to piss in.

Kessler wrote:

Ibogaine wrote: so former Premier League footballer Christopher Lumsdon is joint funding his venture!

To the moon!

MODS - I demand you correct the unfortunate typo in the subject title

Conspiracy theorists are saying the Moon Lapping was faked and that Lappz does not have a lunar module to piss in.

If you truly believe that one then the rest of us are pissing into thimbles....

That includes Patty.

Ex prem player Christopher Lumsdon!

Just back from my trip to the sub continent.Life changing.

Makes me appreciate the Blues-things aren’t so bad and I have managed to persuade the Indians to reallocate some of their space agency funding to BP when the latest EWM cash injection runs out

After a stringent selection process the LAPPONAUTS are in place!

Launch scheduled for 1900GMT tomorrow.

Last minute checks underway as we speak. Sir Lapp is just off tightening some nuts and bolts and was kind enough to draw up some specially drafted wills which will cover all space eventualities.



To the moon!

Laffy wrote: Just back from my trip to the sub continent.Life changing.

Makes me appreciate the Blues-things aren’t so bad and I have managed to persuade the Indians to reallocate some of their space agency funding to BP when the latest EWM cash injection runs out

Thats all we need...Cowboys and Indians.

Let’s storm Area 51 first-then we can drive to Florida for the launch

There endeth the story of Laffy-hopefully

Laffy wrote: There endeth the story of Laffy-hopefully

But you just killed Lummy and the other Lapponauts!

Well at least I won’t be forced to employ you Kessler if Corbyn gets the nod-I’ve given it all to charity.I recommend a bit of light reading for you-try Animal Farm for starters and see where your ‘all men are equal’ gets you.Then move swiftly on to Silas Marner, a wonderful tale of a man who worships gold but who finds redemption and salvation in a young child .

Then finally The Price of Prosperity which is full of interesting facts about western nations contracting due to falling birth rates and high taxes.Do you know that more nappies are worn by elderly Japanese men than babies?

Laffy wrote: Well at least I won’t be forced to employ you Kessler if Corbyn gets the nod-I’ve given it all to charity.I recommend a bit of light reading for you-try Animal Farm for starters and see where your ‘all men are equal’ gets you.Then move swiftly on to Silas Marner, a wonderful tale of a man who worships gold but who finds redemption and salvation in a young child .

It might interest you to know that there was no problems in Animal Farm when everyone was equal. The problems only started when some decided they were more equal than others. But I'd rather not get into another political argument, we obviously just won't agree on this.

Well you have clearly read a different version of Animal Farm than me mate!!The more equal than others scenario pretty much mirrors the Labour Party just now-it all started well with Corbyn but the windmill broke aka anti semitism and falling membership and now we have all and sundry breaking rank.

Kessler wrote:

Laffy wrote: There endeth the story of Laffy-hopefully

But you just killed Lummy and the other Lapponauts!

Now, now Kesso,

Sir Lapp personally checked all the nuts and bolts yesterday and gave the rocket a clean bill of health.

As for Lummys millions, that money is just resting in Sir Lapps Coutts account whilst we await the settlement of his estate

There are some on here who clearly think it’s fair game to have a pop at me.Rest assured, they will get it back in spades, especially the armchair brigade.

How could Sir Andrew know the batteries would fail ?
He can't be an expert on everything.

Laffy wrote: There are some on here who clearly think it’s fair game to have a pop at me.Rest assured, they will get it back in spades, especially the armchair brigade.

Laffy I don't like your political and business views but I don't have any personal problem with you. Sorry if it seemed like I was having a pop.

5 mins before launch.....

Is that Sinbad from Brookside?I suspect he stole the dashboard navigation control Tom Tom which would explain things somewhat

It is I Andrew. As well you know!

Separated at birth?