How do you beat your wife?

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14 Aug 2019 09:03 #1 by Dave
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"I suppose Carlisle lost again last night", said my football-hating wife over her breakfast cuppa this morning.
"Well we were playing away against a Championship side two divisions above us", I replied, "but we won 3-0".
"Typical Carlisle", she muttered, "always play well against the good teams and always lose to the poor ones".
"They beat a poor team in the first match of the season", I said.
"But they lost last Saturday", she retorted.
"Yes, to a good side", I responded.
"Exactly", she came back triumphantly, "they are so inconsistent".

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14 Aug 2019 09:13 #2 by Bumble
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Does she post on the message board?

Or maybe just reads it, cos her words of wisdom seem awfully familiar!
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14 Aug 2019 09:40 #3 by ParcelPete
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I find a Golf club does the trick.
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14 Aug 2019 10:14 #4 by Dancingbear
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Do you still take a firm grip of your shaft and waggle it a couple of times first Pete?

There's only one way of life and that's your own!!!
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14 Aug 2019 10:20 #5 by Markovitch
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Before plunging into the rough
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14 Aug 2019 10:52 #6 by ParcelPete
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At my age i can't remember the last time i got a hole in one.

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14 Aug 2019 13:05 #7 by Yorkie Blue
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How do you beat your wife?

Only playing pool or darts.

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