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03 Nov 2025 20:37 #1
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Approaching temp roadworks traffic lights and them turning from Red to Green before stopping.
Breaking your phones fall after dropping it with your foot.
Breaking your phones fall after dropping it with your foot.
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03 Nov 2025 20:58 #2
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Fish and chips and mushy peas are all my brain and body needs
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Opening a bag of jelly babies and finding most of `em are red uns or black uns, ditto fruit pastilles.
Getting the first snow of winter on your walking boots.
Getting the first snow of winter on your walking boots.
Fish and chips and mushy peas are all my brain and body needs
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03 Nov 2025 21:16 #3
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Jack bridge passing to one of our players.
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04 Nov 2025 00:40 #4
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Boy racers bombing away from the traffic lights in the wrong lane and passing them a short while later, floundering up a hill in their shitty 1.4’s.
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04 Nov 2025 00:41 #5
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Anything stopping taxis from pulling in front of you. Pure joy.
Especially the old Stanwix Bank inside lane trick. [censored] off!
Especially the old Stanwix Bank inside lane trick. [censored] off!
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04 Nov 2025 00:53 #6
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Send me your details Yorkie, because I always leave the red uns and black uns, well actually I don't mind red jelly babies.
I hate the fact that packets of sports mixtures and midget gems have replaced liquorice flavoured for blackcurrant.
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Yorkie Blue wrote: Opening a bag of jelly babies and finding most of `em are red uns or black uns, ditto fruit pastilles.
Getting the first snow of winter on your walking boots.
Send me your details Yorkie, because I always leave the red uns and black uns, well actually I don't mind red jelly babies.
I hate the fact that packets of sports mixtures and midget gems have replaced liquorice flavoured for blackcurrant.
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04 Nov 2025 11:18 - 04 Nov 2025 11:19 #7
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Yawning and feeling a bit of earwax calve off in yer lug. Then picking it out. Yum yum.
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04 Nov 2025 11:43 #8
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At least we’re not Stockport
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Sleep - I don't need to bother with anyone, including myself.
Table seats on trains
Quiet coach on trains
The opening of another checkout in Lidl
Impractical jokers
Noise canceling headphones
Table seats on trains
Quiet coach on trains
The opening of another checkout in Lidl
Impractical jokers
Noise canceling headphones
At least we’re not Stockport
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04 Nov 2025 11:53 #9
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Nothing beats the joy of strolling up with your trolley just as they announce another open and you’re first in line without queueing...
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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Mullen103 wrote: The opening of another checkout in Lidl
Nothing beats the joy of strolling up with your trolley just as they announce another open and you’re first in line without queueing...
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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04 Nov 2025 13:33 #10
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The morning fart.
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04 Nov 2025 13:39 #11
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The first cuppa of the day
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04 Nov 2025 14:29 #12
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When our daughter brings her dog for me to look after her for a few hours,she loves me to bits. (the dog that is)
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04 Nov 2025 15:27 #13
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Standing on the back of a Frenchman's skis in the lift queue....
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04 Nov 2025 16:34 #14
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Watching a little scrote doing a Wheely down English Street and falling off. I nearly missed my bus laughing
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05 Nov 2025 11:51 #15
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Pulling up in the car and switching the engine off at the exact same moment a track finishes on the hard drive.
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05 Nov 2025 13:59 #16
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That reminds me of the time our old cat walked into the lounge and sat down on its beanbag perfectly in time with the Parkinson theme tune.
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Talisman wrote: Pulling up in the car and switching the engine off at the exact same moment a track finishes on the hard drive.
That reminds me of the time our old cat walked into the lounge and sat down on its beanbag perfectly in time with the Parkinson theme tune.
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05 Nov 2025 15:26 - 05 Nov 2025 15:28 #17
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It's better to be silent and assumed a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
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Thick Gravy on a good quality Scotch Pie.
Smell of fresh petrol on the garage forecourt
First gobful of peeve on a long planned session
Seeing some melt tear past you on the motorway at 100mph+ with a Plod car steadily cruising, unnoticed behind.
Smell of fresh petrol on the garage forecourt
First gobful of peeve on a long planned session
Seeing some melt tear past you on the motorway at 100mph+ with a Plod car steadily cruising, unnoticed behind.
It's better to be silent and assumed a fool than to speak and remove all doubt
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05 Nov 2025 15:36 #18
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Someone waving acknowledgement when I've flashed them into traffic or out of a junction etc.
Because it boils my p1ss when they don't acknowledge.
Because it boils my p1ss when they don't acknowledge.
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05 Nov 2025 15:37 #19
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Skiing? Posh get. Us public sector workers can’t afford that.
There's only one way of life and that's your own!!!
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thesilentone wrote: Standing on the back of a Frenchman's skis in the lift queue....
Skiing? Posh get. Us public sector workers can’t afford that.
There's only one way of life and that's your own!!!
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05 Nov 2025 15:51 #20
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Nowt wrong with skiing.
Spending the
Kids
Inheritance.
Spending the
Kids
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05 Nov 2025 17:09 #21
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It was back in the 70's when I could afford it.
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Dancingbear wrote:
thesilentone wrote: Standing on the back of a Frenchman's skis in the lift queue....
Skiing? Posh get. Us public sector workers can’t afford that.
It was back in the 70's when I could afford it.
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