Situations Vacant at the Lapping Estate

Platinum xylophone security guard

• Three years prior experience
• Not permissible to touch the xylophone under any circumstances
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Consortium member

• Must have a million quid
• Able to say "yes" on the phone to Jenkins when he calls to ask if you have a million quid
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Messageboard post ghost writer

• Experience of blaming Jeremy Corbyn for everything under the sun
• Easily wound-up
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Apply now!!!

I have been inundated with applications

I’ve been Laffy’s piss-pot-polisher for years now.

HANDS OFF MY JOB.

Ibogaine wrote: Platinum xylophone security guard

• Three years prior experience
• Not permissible to touch the xylophone under any circumstances
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Consortium member

• Must have a million quid
• Able to say "yes" on the phone to Jenkins when he calls to ask if you have a million quid
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Messageboard post ghost writer

• Experience of blaming Jeremy Corbyn for everything under the sun
• Easily wound-up
• Salary: lowest legally possible

Apply now!!!

I'd like to apply for the security guard job but I want to negotiate the salary up to £9.60 an hour. Also is the uniform included or do I have to buy my own garmin hat?

griff wrote: I’ve been Laffy’s piss-pot-polisher for years now.

HANDS OFF MY JOB.

Hands off Laffys Jobbys

What are you views on shooting foxes Kes?

Laffy wrote: What are you views on shooting foxes Kes?

Not my thing.

Funny first question for an interview. What’s Kes’s next question or is his application already rejected!

Laffy I took part in the Cumbrian Cracker sportive a couple of week ago ... It was a busy and enjoyable one to do around 57 mile....hundreds did it..I think you would have gone into meltdown at all the sad lib dem vote Farron signs up around the south cumbrian peninsula ..obviously sheep regardless of their undemocratic antics.

Laffy wrote: What are you views on shooting foxes Kes?

Fox hunting should be allowed to help control numbers and farmers livestock.
Lakeland terriers were the only terrier bred to kill a fox underground. Tough dogs.
- Lakelandterrier (Lee).

Problem was, that when they were running out of foxes to hunt, they bred their own.
Farmers did not like that one bit, (unless of course, if they were hunt followers).

I’m not a fan of terriers and foxes-I’m ok with the hunt coming onto my land but I have told them to not use terriers.Nothing beats seeing the hunt in the fells though.

I’ve heard of this breeding stuff-not helpful to the hunt PR.

Vogel wrote: Funny first question for an interview. What’s Kes’s next question or is his application already rejected!

Haven't heard back about my application so I'm assuming it's been rejected. I was looking forward to the free garmin hat.

No room for a wannabe shop steward mate.Have you tried NPower-they are laying people off because of the price cap that Labour wanted?

Are you saying that the price of leccy is too cheap?