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You still having your traditional garden fete on flying ant day this year or what?
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Cancelled - All ahead to the 2021 Cardi fest.
  1. 04-06-2020 19:52
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Mullens Flying Ant Fete now rearranged for 23rd June 2021
  1. 23-02-2021 12:34
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Vaccination certificates and health passports at the ready.
  1. 23-02-2021 13:41
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The rumours are true

GARY WOODWORTH NOW 100% CONFIRMED

Some other fantastic guests too...

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  1. 26-02-2021 20:13
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:D

Always wondered what the bugle lads looked like
  1. 26-02-2021 20:40
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£5 for an Oasis reunion is a bargain.

I do have a stamp collection, I bought 12 2nd classes today.
  1. 26-02-2021 21:10
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Another crazy masterpiece of absolute randomness Ibo ..gave me a right chuckle
  1. 27-02-2021 10:15
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Thanks MtRF

Your kind words are appreciated, though what I hope for most is that you and Mull can put recent harsh words behind you and that you will be in attendance
  1. 27-02-2021 14:32
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Just open a bottle of lucozade for the flying ants....wouldn't want to miss BruntonPasties Mediterranean Herb garden.
Will he be doing a presentation on successful Oregano growth too?
  1. 27-02-2021 17:03
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Thanks MtRF

Your kind words are appreciated, though what I hope for most is that you and Mull can put recent harsh words behind you and that you will be in attendance


I need to know ASAP whether I need to employ Patty’s heavies.

I’ve no hard feelings, it’s got very heavy recently but we’ve agreed with many things club related. We are at complete opposites on coronavirus/vaccines. I apologise that tone/words upset it was maybe provocative but wasn’t meant to upset.

Christ, I can’t stand John Nixon but I listened to his explanation, didn’t believe it, but shook hands both apologised and moved on.

His not invited by the way, Nixon that is.
  1. 27-02-2021 17:59
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Just open a bottle of lucozade for the flying ants....wouldn't want to miss BruntonPasties Mediterranean Herb garden.
Will he be doing a presentation on successful Oregano growth too?


Hunto
He’s been into his parsley in a big way during lockdown, so wouldn’t surprise me if that was the main focus of his talk...
But he’s not known as ‘the Mark E Smith of the herbaceous world’ for nothing - a true enigma - so it’s anyone’s guess which herbs will come up
  1. 27-02-2021 20:33
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How many tickets have you sold so far lbo?
  1. 27-02-2021 20:36
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Over 17,000 so far

Half of Kendal signed up when they heard the prince would be in attendance

What’s the coach parking situation like round about?
  1. 28-02-2021 09:48
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Sorry lads

The rumours doing the rounds ont tweet are true

WOODWORTH HAS PULLED OUT

Kendal Town have now arranged a friendly on the same day as F.A.D. Ever the professional, Woodworth feels duty bound to the people of Cumbria to report on it

Unfortunately the friendly is against Workington so that also rules out John Mann, who would’ve been the ideal replacement

I have engaged ORFC’s megamind consultancy to come up with a replacement, but if any of your lesser beings also have any suggestions then pls let us know posthaste
  1. 02-03-2021 14:33
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I've got Elton Welsby's phone number if that's any good.
  1. 02-03-2021 14:40
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Have to pass on that one Nobbo

Mr Mullen is happy to accommodate 17,000 gentle Kendal folk, but not sure his geraniums would survive a visit from similar numbers of scouse
  1. 02-03-2021 14:59
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Barrows own James Phillips is available.
  1. 02-03-2021 15:00
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How about Barrow Rugby League commentary legends Joss Kenley and Ivor Kelland ?
  1. 02-03-2021 15:44
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Reds veteran warbler John 'Walshie' Walsh might be a worth a go. But he'll need picking up as he doesn't drive.
  1. 02-03-2021 15:52
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If Kevin Gray and his Amazing Steam Traction Engine (TM) aren't worthy of a guest slot, I wheely don't see the pull in going.
  1. 02-03-2021 17:05
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Shame that the fetish tent did not get permission - I have not seen hide nor hair of Kes since Barry promised to give her the 'fisting' of a lifetime.
  1. 02-03-2021 17:18
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Have to pass on that one Nobbo

Mr Mullen is happy to accommodate 17,000 gentle Kendal folk, but not sure his geraniums would survive a visit from similar numbers of scouse


He loves them geraniums more than his cardi collection, bless him.
  1. 03-03-2021 17:55
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Geraniums make me itch, you can trample on them as much as you want.

But I’m also from a single parent family and I’m very proud of my cardi collection. If anyone dare touch it I’ll have their guts for garters and I’ll be playing war.
  1. 03-03-2021 18:28
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I managed to get hold of Carlisles number one entertainer Robbie Dee, who is now happy to compare the afternoon.

Kessler and Barry did agree to be in attendance and partake in a pegging competition. Unfortunately due to an un investigated and unsolved “soft wear” issue it’s had to be cancelled as the equipment is too floppy.
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