TOPIC: annoying stuff

e- cigarettes - grown men sucking on silver pipes in the street , grow up

Hotel Environmental cons - "if you would like to re-use your towels please re hang them, we care about the planet" : more like you care about the hotel laundry bill - straight in the bath for new ones....

e-cigs- Im currently on one and do inhale in shame!! Hide it best as possible anyways.

New annoying thing - Shopping then paying at the self service to then have to wait 10 mins to show my receipt that I did pay 5p for a bag for them to then to go get me one!!
Then repeat - As you realise you need 2 bags!!

E-cigs. I currently use 1, and do not see the shame in it whatsoever


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If you want to quit, and it helps you, there's absolutely no shame in it at all.

People who complain about people trying to stop smoking, Mind your own buisness you winging sod!

i'd be typing for a year and would take a year to read the things that annoy me.

Mullen103 wrote:
Takes me a year to try and read what you're saying anyways, Mullen.

spaffhead wrote:

I never read what he posts anymore, i've found i live a happier life.

People who use fog lights when driving in the rain.... the clue is in the name moron.

Stinkyturner wrote:
Or Stinky I'm disappointed.

Mullen not always wearing a cardigan. Some facking cheek he has.

E-cigs. I have rebranded them Bender Flutes in my vocabulary to annoy a couple of lads in our office. No issue with people using them, mind. Seen a gadge with one the lit up as he fluted his tune on it. Looked 'mint'.

Edit: Really hoping Flume avoids typing 'Lummy', for his sake...

Bender flutes ?

Very homophobic, are you aware that it is 2015 and you can't use words like bender, puff, faggot, gaylord, queer, botter, fairy, queen in your place of work.

The Travelodge adverts with the puppets singing.
Every time I see it I want to smash my telly up.

People (usually women) who stand in a queue but wait until everything has been put through the check-out before starting to look inside their bag for their purse. Then scramble through their change before handing over a note.
They had all the time in the queue to be ready to pay.

People buying one pint at the bar and paying by card.

When you are in a queue and it is moving slowly for some reason and the person behind you is swarming all over your backside as if
- it makes a difference and
- they are the only one in the queue that doesn't like queueing and everybody else is really enjoying themselves.

People who spell can't - carn't

bluealf wrote:
You see, this could be deemed as homophobia, however, one of their main duties is to organise the manufacture of shaped PVC products.

Or shall I say "bending" of the PVC profile for use in manufacturing. Hence, I got to the "Bender Flute" name.

182blue wrote:
Queues in banks when they're just paying a cheque in or something when they could easily pay it in on one of the machines and not hold up the queue. As if queuing and giving it to a cashier will magically make it clear quicker. Same with getting cash out and there's a cash machine inside the bank.

Well Ron, they're in the queue because there's a woman at the machine who took 10 minutes just to get her card out of her bag, she then went on to check her balances using 4 different cards, before going back to the first one and trying to withdraw a fiver.

Moorlad wrote:
You joke about that but seriously, why is it always women who stand at the f*cking cash machine using three different cards? C*nts.

Mouldy wrote:
Utter bollocks

Smoking, disgusting, stinks....drop dead bird smoking still a big turn off

mcDonalds asking if want a large one after not mentioning the word large in the order

Waiters asking if your food is ok in a restaurant when it's clearly written all over their face that they couldn't give a hoot.

People (sorry but usually women) who hoard the middle lane on the motorway......oh and tailgaters......(usually men)

People who buy things only to take them back.....I have one of those people at home!

People who see the negative side of most things......you bring those around you down too!

Grumpy taxi drivers

Having to go back through security on a connecting flight.....air France.

People who don't get a hang over

People (usually women) who stand in a queue but wait until everything has been put through the check-out before starting to look inside their bag for their purse. Then scramble through their change before handing over a note.
They had all the time in the queue to be ready to pay.

Then they pull out 20-odd money off vouchers

loser wrote:
That wasn't a joke mate, I only get an hour for dinner.

All things boardroom at CUFC

The screeching bird that murders World in Union on the ITV rugby adverts

Arragorn wrote: Paloma Faith - Though you can blame ITV, they specified the brief and elected to use that version of it. In other words, she's mullering it the way they wanted.



Charity Muggers
Christmas
People

People who think indicators are optional when driving
People who think lights are optional when driving in fog
Newcastle city councils current plan to remove loads of roundabouts and put traffic lights in, the delays are annoying when work is done and when its done it is worse than before.
The overhyping of the premier league and champions league
Business jargon - direction of travel, touch base, act as etc
Restaurants not using plates. why do I have to balance a burger and chips and a small chopping board.
People parking in disable bays when they shouldn't.
Newcastle United.

The misuse of homophones.

In particular on facebook.

People who read a book and think they know the lot on the subject.
People who believe journalists on ticket prices around Europe.
Journalists who write poor articles on ticket prices around Europe.
People who think pro gamblers are simply lucky.
Naive people.
People who welch on debts.
People who say they will be on dos but pull out constantly.

Oh aye and the litter in Carlisle, more dog crap all over London Road this morning.

Moorlad wrote:
Even worse is the current trend of people using "are" instead of "our", this really winds me up and makes me want to smash my computer.

Glottal stops.
Overuse of like (not in a Cumbrian way).

Moorlad wrote:
Not sure if that is worse than people using "of" instead of "have".

Yeah, to me it is mate. With the "of" thing (and I take the piss out of it a lot) I can actually see where it has come from and how it has, possibly, happened (could've, should've, would've etc), but with "are" there is absolutely no possible explanation other than gross stupidity.

By the way ect instead of etc is also extremely annoying.

I also hate people who say "damp squid", and really hate "the proof is in the pudding". Those two in particular really make me want to strangle people.

Moorlad wrote:
Yeah, I guess there's a least a slight logic to the rise of could/would/should of. I think "pacifically" rather than "specifically" should be on this list as well.

When you get your receipt under your change at the shop, leaving you to have to funnel your change into your wallet along with a crumpled up receipt.

wetheriggscufc wrote:
Similar with notes in your hand then shrapnel on top of it/them!

Lufbrablue wrote:
I firmly believe the use of traffic lights is a manifestation of socialism in practice. The more Labour a council the more they install traffic lights especially on roundabouts. In London they do it if absolutely necessary like at the A1/M25 junction or Charlie Brown's in Woodford but these work well. In the North East they have roundabouts like Holystone where the phasing is such that you automatically get held up. In many countries abroad you have traffic lights switching to amber flashing lights after a certain time which makes sense. In the south you have traffic lights with sensors that keep hold-ups to a minimum. But the North East is traffic light crazy. I reckon to drive from Benton via Four Lane Ends to the bottom end of Chillingham Road in Heaton ( about 2-3 miles) I must pass 20 different sets of lights.

It's the same with disabled badges/spaces. This is a big issue in the North East as lots of people seem to have them. Councils insist on large numbers of spaces which mean that it is sometimes hard to find a regular space. In the South East blue badges aren't doled out to anyone who asks for one plus there isn't the ageing population of former industrial workers so it's not an issue if someone parks in an empty disabled space for a few minutes as long as plenty of other spaces are still left available.

Actually the whole North East annoys me. You can't get a mobile signal half the time, the Metro runs so slowly, the weather is grim, the standard of driving is aggressive etc. As the place of my upbringing it makes me sad to see its continued decline but they don't seem to be able to improve things.

The lights on Hardwicke circus
People not knowing how the use the correct lanes on the roundabouts on the bypass/roundabouts in general
Other drivers
Short corners
Louis Van Gaal
Graham Westley

People that call me dude, annoying childish and I'm not American or young.
An announcement, every 2 minutes, about any crap on Virgin trains.
Americans.
Nixon, Jenkins and Pattison.
People that take the piss out of you constantly and when you do it once back they go off on one.
FOBT's in bookies.
People in London that barge into you running for a tube when there's another one coming in one minute.
People that don't read instruction, that want help, when its clearly written in the instructions.
Restaurants, especially in London, that add service charges automatically onto the bill despite giving crap service.
Street sellers that stop you in town selling joke books or charities.
Religious people.
Parents that go on about how clever their little Billy is and he's top of the class at ages 8-11, then at 16 they get poor GCSE results.
Shops selling out of Bacon.
A large T shirt in one shop being an XXL size in another.
People that read what you put on Twitter and Facebook without following.
People that don't look at the whole evidence of something and believe what they want to believe.
Fizzy drinks getting flat.
75% of Stagecoach bus drivers.
People that are so adamant your wrong and you prove them wrong and they don't apologise.

Mullen103 wrote:
That is one of the funniest things I've read on here.

I've no idea why, but I roared with laughter.

People that walk slowly 2 abreast down a pavement blocking the whole thing, and then look at you like you've dumped your anus on their granny's doorstep when you try and get through.

People who own a dog and have 1 of them extendable leads, with said dog always being 30 foot away leaving a 30 foot flailing trip wire


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Cyclists.

Unnecessary and incorrect use of the word literally.

Middle lane hoggers.
Motorists who can't use the roundabouts on the CNDR properly.
Cyclists who ride outside the cycle lane.
Drivers approaching from the right at a roundabout/junction who don't indicate they are turning left even though you are clearly waiting to give them right of way.
Pull-along suitcases the size of a bait box.
Cliff Richard.
People who enter/exit a shop but then stand blocking the doorway while they ponder their existence.
The steward at the east stand ticket office.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. I'm not very tolerant.

Talisman wrote:
Now that absolutely enrages me. I have taken to walking right into them now.

chopper wrote:
What about people who have 2 dogs and have 2 extandable leads?. I will say i dont extend them until theyre off roads etc.

Re people using the wrong words when writing things this is no longer a pet hate of mine as long as they use real words. Half the crap you see written nowadays isnt legible to someone my age (42)

Hypocrites.
Bar staff who think it's funny to say 'no' when you ask if you try to order a drink at a bar. Wasting good supping time, that.

Folks that forget the ' in words like they're etc

Moorlad wrote:
Not as bad as those that do it at the top of escalators, leaving you doing some kind of reverse travelator off Gladiators/moonwalk...

sirjimmyglass wrote: Customers who ask are you serving while your quite clearly pouring a pint for someone!

Sorry if this has already been mentioned but the use of the word cheeky!

Cheeky haircut
Cheeky pint
Cheeky night out
Cheeky Nando's

Just f*ck off eh! F*ck right off! Bird at work said she was "gan for a cheeky Maccies" I swear to god I nearly punched her in the hymen..... tw*t!