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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 09:18 #1

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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 16:01 #2

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He went off the rails when Julie dumped him for Gordon.
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 16:14 #3

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Thought this was a thread about Nixon.
There's only one United!
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 16:24 #4

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To be honest, your Jihadi virgin is likely to be a burka wearer due to their extreme views. It would be difficult to prove she was a virgin before you did the deed, after all if they're not willing to show their faces they're highly unlikely to be flashing their clouts around for inspection.
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 16:42 #5

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flashing their clouts around for inspection. Spat my coffee out when I read that.
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 19:40 #6

Mashie Niblick wrote:
Thought this was a thread about Nixon.



CLASSIC!
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 19:47 #7

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Moorlad wrote:
To be honest, your Jihadi virgin is likely to be a burka wearer due to their extreme views. It would be difficult to prove she was a virgin before you did the deed, after all if they're not willing to show their faces they're highly unlikely to be flashing their clouts around for inspection.

To be honest your Jihadi virgin is probably male due to his extreme views.
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 19:49 #8

Yeah cause they don't count the raping of young Christian girls as sex more an obligation to jihad. How many more do we need to get? Is my abacus big enough?
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 20:06 #9

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Yeah cause they don't count the raping of young Christian girls as sex more an obligation to jihad. How many more do we need to get? Is my abacus big enough?

Oh dear. Daily Mail reader? Take your medication at the prescribed intervals...
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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 20:23 #10

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Jihadi John 13 Nov 2025 21:42 #11

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thebadger wrote:
Knockout_knockers wrote:
Yeah cause they don't count the raping of young Christian girls as sex more an obligation to jihad. How many more do we need to get? Is my abacus big enough?

Oh dear. Daily Mail reader? Take your medication at the prescribed intervals...

boo! ................I`m with you badger
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 11:44 #12

thebadger wrote:
Knockout_knockers wrote:
Yeah cause they don't count the raping of young Christian girls as sex more an obligation to jihad. How many more do we need to get? Is my abacus big enough?

Oh dear. Daily Mail reader? Take your medication at the prescribed intervals...

You a guardian reader no doubt. You don't live in the real world.
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 11:55 #13

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Knockout_knockers wrote:
thebadger wrote:
Knockout_knockers wrote:
Yeah cause they don't count the raping of young Christian girls as sex more an obligation to jihad. How many more do we need to get? Is my abacus big enough?

Oh dear. Daily Mail reader? Take your medication at the prescribed intervals...

You a guardian reader no doubt. You don't live in the real world.

Guardian reader???! How dare you. I wouldn't use that rag to wipe my backside.

I am of course, a Sun reader. Mind, I only buy it for the tits.
Last Edit: 14 Nov 2025 11:58 by thebadger. Reason: trying to find a green crayon font
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 12:12 #14

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I thought the tits had gone?
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 12:25 #15

No some still read it (see above). The fact he didn't know page 3 was consigned to history shows that he his in fact a Guardian reader.
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 12:45 #16

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That whooshing sound you heard was the irony flying right over your head.......
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 13:09 #17

Caught out!!!!
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Jihadi John 14 Nov 2025 13:32 #18

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it may be a thread about Nixon, he seems to be trying to murder the club.
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