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TheCumbrians Amazing effort from the club today. You should see the pitch now! https://t.co/hA991NlUYk
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TheCumbrians You shouldn't have let it rain/flood in the first place 😂 https://t.co/5P5F3cGcZs
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TheCumbrians RT @ecossesteve: Well done to @cufckit and co with their social media use at @officialcufc today. Can't keep fans more up to date than that.
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TheCumbrians This stretches from one end of living room, through dining room and into conservatory. Still too big to open up! https://t.co/VnTZYw2NT1
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TheCumbrians RT @cufckit: Waterworks End under water tonight but EA have been along and hopefully we are over the worst of it :) #cufc https://t.co/2tjS…
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TheCumbrians @CUFCalways @Claire_Like_Eh Yeah, the tweet said "McQueen replaces McQueen" my poor attempt at humour whilst losing.
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TheCumbrians Is that allowed? https://t.co/F8a6U6Zc9E
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TheCumbrians @CraigHc10 @Marzy_1 @officialcufc Ha, sorry mate. I lacked enthusiasm last time I commented about Jabo, making up for it now.
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TheCumbrians @2705TF @1MarkFuller Just assumed it wouldn't be possible due to licensing. Maybe as a silhouette it'll be ok?
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TheCumbrians @DanCUFC Yeah, impressed with the quality again Dan. Would definitely recommend.
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 14:59 #1

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Some really, really good banter in the first three minutes of this video. No muckiness or anything blue either, like what these modern comedians have to resort to
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 15:13 #2

Well if that's what top notch banter looks like without muckiness or anything blue, give me the muckiness and anything blue any day of the week.
Arise, Sir Jimmy
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 15:55 #3

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Not even going to bother watching something that somebody reckons is "top notch banter".
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 15:57 #4

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Ha ha, very true ibogaine.
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 16:58 #5

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Watching people complete a crossword live on tv? Be still my beating heart
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Top notch banter 16 Nov 2025 17:37 #6

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Its that good ive watched the full 25 minutes
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Top notch banter 17 Nov 2025 21:07 #7

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Poor Constance - baptised by mistake!
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Top notch banter 18 Nov 2025 08:28 #8

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And here he is still on top form 3 years later



You won't believe the tale about the guy's dog :lol:
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Top notch banter 18 Nov 2025 08:39 #9

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"and remember folks, if there's a cross word in your house today, make sure it's written and not spoken!"

Genius.
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Top notch banter Yesterday 22:50 #10

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Here he is again....



showing himself not only to be the king of bants, but also of the kind of nostalgia beloved of UKIP voters

Ironically, however, he was actually voted Bootle's least helpful boy when he really was a lad
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