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Poll: Christmas dinner census

Turkey 27 67.5%
Goose 1 2.5%
Beef 5 12.5%
Pork No votes 0%
Salmon No votes 0%
Lamb 2 5%
Nut roast 2 5%
Human flesh* 3 7.5%
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TOPIC: Christmas dinner census

Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 08:29 #1

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As a militant vegan I find the industrial suffering and slaughter of animals solely for brief moments of human enjoyment deeply offensive. However I am interested to know which particular species you lot will be singling out for festive torment.

* From what I understand there hasn't been a case of festival cannibalism out west since 1994, but thought I'd ask just on the off chance anyone from Maryport is a staunch traditionalist and is also able to use a computer
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 08:33 #2

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A big juicy turkey. Smothered in streaky bacon and surrounded by pigs in blankets
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 08:34 #3

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No beans on toast on that list.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 09:27 #4

Ibogaine wrote:
As a militant vegan I find the industrial suffering and slaughter of animals solely for brief moments of human enjoyment deeply offensive.

I'm eating it, not f*cking it...
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 09:29 #5

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No Duck either, useless [censored]
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 09:44 #6

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I once told my wife goose was traditional in Britain, we have to have that every year now. I don't have a problem eating meat but it would be good if we could treat the animals a bit more humanely. The video on you tube of the US policeman breaking down when he tried to arrest the activists and they showed him the crusher live chicks were thrown in was horrible. We can do better and still eat meat.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 10:27 #7

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I once told my wife goose was traditional in Britain, we have to have that every year now. I don't have a problem eating meat but it would be good if we could treat the animals a bit more humanely. The video on you tube of the US policeman breaking down when he tried to arrest the activists and they showed him the crusher live chicks were thrown in was horrible. We can do better and still eat meat.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 10:48 #8

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4 bird roast with pigs in blankets. Loads of animals will have died so i can have a greet platefull of scran before falling asleep on the sofa completely satiated.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 11:39 #9

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Ibogaine wrote:
As a militant vegan I find the industrial suffering and slaughter of animals solely for brief moments of human enjoyment deeply offensive. However I am interested to know which particular species you lot will be singling out for festive torment.

* From what I understand there hasn't been a case of festival cannibalism out west since 1994, but thought I'd ask just on the off chance anyone from Maryport is a staunch traditionalist and is also able to use a computer

You'll get me to be a vegan when you can stop the following eating meat:
Cats, dogs, foxes, birds of prey, lions, tigers, pumas etc.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 11:59 #10

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Flatcap wrote:
Ibogaine wrote:
As a militant vegan I find the industrial suffering and slaughter of animals solely for brief moments of human enjoyment deeply offensive. However I am interested to know which particular species you lot will be singling out for festive torment.

* From what I understand there hasn't been a case of festival cannibalism out west since 1994, but thought I'd ask just on the off chance anyone from Maryport is a staunch traditionalist and is also able to use a computer

You'll get me to be a vegan when you can stop the following eating meat:
Cats, dogs, foxes, birds of prey, lions, tigers, pumas etc.

Leave my puma out of it. Hes not bothered nobody :(
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 12:00 #11

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Flatcap wrote:
Ibogaine wrote:
As a militant vegan I find the industrial suffering and slaughter of animals solely for brief moments of human enjoyment deeply offensive. However I am interested to know which particular species you lot will be singling out for festive torment.

* From what I understand there hasn't been a case of festival cannibalism out west since 1994, but thought I'd ask just on the off chance anyone from Maryport is a staunch traditionalist and is also able to use a computer

You'll get me to be a vegan when you can stop the following eating meat:
Cats, dogs, foxes, birds of prey, lions, tigers, pumas etc.

You used that exact same argument when I caught you crapping on my patio last month
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 12:08 #12

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We celebrate on the 24th in Norway. We eat at my inlaws, usually Pork or Pinnekjot( smoked lamb on the bone). On the 25th we have a Turkey dinner with all the trimmings at our house
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 13:15 #13

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Beef for us, never really liked Turkey and the butchers near us does decent cuts.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 17:50 #14

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bluealf wrote:
No Duck either, useless [censored]

No Christmas Quacker then?
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 18:04 #15

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4 bird roast with pigs in blankets. Loads of animals will have died so i can have a greet platefull of scran before falling asleep on the sofa completely satiated.

What's the Main?
Win or Lose, Up The Blues!
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Re:Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 18:23 #16

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I'm having a change this year and heading out for Xmas dinner with the parents. Taking them to an Indian in Morecambe. Looking forward to a nice lamb rogan josh for Xmas dinner


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Re:Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 18:30 #17

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In the UK we try to ensure we comply with the 5 freedoms of animal welfare, which are:

Five Freedoms are essential to the welfare of any animal kept in captivity:
freedom from hunger or thirst.
freedom from thermal or physical discomfort.
freedom from pain, injury and disease.
freedom from fear and distress.
freedom to indulge in normal behaviour patterns.

Some improvements can still be made, but we are way ahead of most of the World. Animals treated with respect and kept in right conditions, perform and taste better :-)
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Re:Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 18:45 #18

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Sounds like you work in the meat industry.
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 19:34 #19

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Is there a Slaughter Union he could join?!
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Christmas dinner census 21 Dec 2025 19:54 #20

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Noggyblue wrote:
We celebrate on the 24th in Norway. We eat at my inlaws, usually Pork or Pinnekjot( smoked lamb on the bone). On the 25th we have a Turkey dinner with all the trimmings at our house

Ooh now. Smoked lamb sounds a bit nice.
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Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 07:06 #21

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Three votes for human flesh?

Heard it goes well with Chianti...
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Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 07:11 #22

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Three votes for human flesh?.


MRF, wukkie & TopDog74?
There's only one United!
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Re:Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 08:26 #23

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I cant see anyone wanting to eat my arse cheeks considering the stink that generally comes from that area;)

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Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 10:28 #24

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Mashie Niblick wrote:
Jumpforfun wrote:
Three votes for human flesh?.


MRF, wukkie & TopDog74?

Only if smothered in jam.
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Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 12:53 #25

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Moorlad wrote:
Mashie Niblick wrote:
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Three votes for human flesh?.


MRF, wukkie & TopDog74?

Only if smothered in jam.

In bread..?
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Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 16:11 #26

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Only 2007 when Fiji apologized for cannibalism. Didn't mention how they were cooked or served though
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Re:Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 19:31 #27

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[quote="thesilentone" post=33150

Five Freedoms are essential to the welfare of any animal kept in captivity:
freedom from hunger or thirst.
freedom from thermal or physical discomfort.
freedom from pain, injury and disease.
freedom from fear and distress.
freedom to indulge in normal behaviour patterns.[/quote]

When will we Paddock dwellers qualify for these rights? Are we not sentient beings? Do we not feel?
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Re:Christmas dinner census 22 Dec 2025 19:34 #28

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I'll be having Swan & possibly a Badger pie on Boxing Day


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