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TOPIC: Crap chants

Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 20:53 #1

kellsblue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 227 Likes received: 143	"...and its [club name], [club name] FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen..." is one that's always annoys me, especially when sung by fans of a team which clearly aren't the aforementioned. Any other particularly crap ones?
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:06 #2

Mouldy Offline Moderator Posts: 306 Likes received: 122	Yeh. Na na na, na na na na, na na na na, caarliiiisle - when sang to the tune of Hey Jude. Really really winds me up that 'hey Blues' isn't used instead. To be honest, most chants nowadays are crap. Really gone down hill since the conference and season after (ish) period.
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:10 #3

Champions95 Offline Ball Boy Posts: 71 Likes received: 29	The Mark Gillespie party one. Lots of clubs seem to have a similar version. Seems to be an excuse for 15 year olds to wet themselves because they're singing about drugs!!
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:10 #4

Dancingbear Offline First Team Player Posts: 1569 Likes received: 757	Your just a bus stop in ____________ insert somewhere you passed near the team your playings ground as you prob had no idea where it was before you got on the bus.
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Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:12 #5

CCU Online Bench Warmer Posts: 1346 Likes received: 508	Not ours but that Mertesacker song doing the rounds on Twitter, with some mad little dance - The end of football!!!
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:17 #6

182blue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 117 Likes received: 51	Morecambe's a shithole, I want to go home. Shit ground, no fans. You're supposed to be at home. Found all of the above tedious, pointless. 'He scores when he wants' wins first prize for me though.
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:21 #7

chopper Online Reserve Squad Posts: 516 Likes received: 87	The 'everywhere we go it's the [insert club name here] boys and we're making all the noise' chant that's been doing the rounds lately when sung by the HOME CLUB Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:38 #8

chopper Online Reserve Squad Posts: 516 Likes received: 87	Special mention to the 'England's number 1' chant to any keeper that's English (or Dan Hanford last season according to the bcf tits that think they occupy the Warwick) that's just made a save Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 21:42 #9

hiveblue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 68 Likes received: 18	Agreed on the Mark Gillespie one.Shocking. I can't stand 'My garden shed is bigger than this.' Sent from my HTC One A9 using Tapatalk
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Re:Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 22:24 #10

markredfox73 Online Youth Team Player Posts: 399 Likes received: 168	3 little birds of course.... when every little thing wasnt alright as it proved when kav and the horsemen got us relegated.. utter fuckwittery of a song in a relegation battle Sent from my GT-I8200N using Tapatalk
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Crap chants 05 Jan 2026 22:26 #11

CCU Online Bench Warmer Posts: 1346 Likes received: 508	CCU wrote: Not ours but that Mertesacker song doing the rounds on Twitter, with some mad little dance - The end of football!!! Found it. Jesus f**king wept...
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 00:16 #12

khg 2 Online Ball Boy Posts: 67 Likes received: 41	"He's black,he's white,we don't give a shite..........Winston white" From the early 90's
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 08:03 #13

ukblue Online Ball Boy Posts: 77 Likes received: 27	You're getting mauled by the tigers, complete with mauling hand signs. Jebendism at it's finest.
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 08:04 #14

Mashie Niblick Online Reserve Squad Love CUFC - Hate Football Posts: 858 Likes received: 536	"Geordie wannabes...."
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 08:08 #15

ukblue Online Ball Boy Posts: 77 Likes received: 27	Honourable mention to any rivets who sing We are the North Bank/West Bank/East stand at each other.... then all clap together at the end and pat each other on the back. I hope you and your stadium get Al-Qaida'd.
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 08:10 #16

ukblue Online Ball Boy Posts: 77 Likes received: 27	CCU wrote: CCU wrote: Not ours but that Mertesacker song doing the rounds on Twitter, with some mad little dance - The end of football!!! Found it. Jesus f**king wept... A new low has been reached.
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 08:53 #17

Lufbrablue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 123 Likes received: 77	Greggy abbotts blue n white army - Never met anyone called Greggy, Greg Abbotts blue n white army would have been fine Any song mocking an away ground when it is clearly better than BP
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 09:11 #18

MerseysideBlue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 179 Likes received: 83	ukblue wrote: You're getting mauled by the tigers, complete with mauling hand signs. Jebendism at it's finest. This was particularly painful to hear when they dicked us 5-1 at Brunton Park about 12 years ago
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 09:21 #19

bluenomad Offline Ball Boy Posts: 61 Likes received: 20
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 10:28 #20

spaffhead Offline Ball Boy Posts: 85 Likes received: 44	MerseysideBlue wrote: ukblue wrote: You're getting mauled by the tigers, complete with mauling hand signs. Jebendism at it's finest. This was particularly painful to hear when they dicked us 5-1 at Brunton Park about 12 years ago I was ball-boy for that game. Got pissed wet through and didn't touch the ball once. Clart.
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 11:44 #21

cufcmike Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 262 Likes received: 161	bluenomad wrote: In fairness as horrible as it is, I believe every team that plays against Man City, the fans behind the goal should sing this.
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 11:47 #22

TheLazyLewisGuy Offline Youth Team Player Posts: 445 Likes received: 85	The "We follow We Follow We Follow" annoys me & "We're the (Enter team name) Making all the noise"
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 11:50 #23

iiiarshaa Offline Ball Boy Posts: 68 Likes received: 12	Kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo kolo toure Ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya ya yaya toure
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Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 11:55 #24

Mashie Niblick Online Reserve Squad Love CUFC - Hate Football Posts: 858 Likes received: 536	TheLazyLewisGuy wrote: The "We follow We Follow We Follow" annoys me & "We're the (Enter team name) Making all the noise" Had forgot about that. F_cking hate that song! "...and that's the way we like it, we like it, we like it ooooh oh Ooooh oh ohhhhh!!" F_ck off
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 13:33 #25

chopper Online Reserve Squad Posts: 516 Likes received: 87	'Bully paynter, he left cos you're shit' sung by Hartlepool. Didn't know whether to laugh, cry or call an ambulance for the toe curling cringe Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 13:57 #26

Throbinhood Offline Ball Boy Posts: 42 Likes received: 5	Sack the board sack the board sack the board...... Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 20:42 #27

Champions95 Offline Ball Boy Posts: 71 Likes received: 29	As a one off , an entire afternoon of "Leo takes it up the arse" at Rotherham many years ago, aimed at Fortune-West was not this club's finest hour. Ignoring how tedious it was, it seemed to inspire him to a hat trick and still the idiots wouldn't shut up!!
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 20:46 #28

High Street Offline Ball Boy Posts: 79 Likes received: 32	Didnt it happen twice?
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 21:30 #29

Zebby Offline Ball Boy Posts: 229 Likes received: 66	I find any football "song" cringeworthy a much better atmosphere when the crowd just gets behind the team cheering and roaring them on and few rounds of "united" "united" all that mysterious Curle bollox ect....embarrassing I'm afraid
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 22:05 #30

Wukkie Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 531 Likes received: 219	Any song which has been thought up in the last five years by fifteen year old chavs. What has happened to football chants, you used to get each club who had individual songs about their club/place but it seems to me that every club now sings the same two or three banal chants wherever you go.
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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 22:24 #31

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High Street wrote:

Didnt it happen twice?[/quote

He got a hat-trick against us two seasons on the trot but I don't remember the chant happening the first time , it was the second time (99-00 ,lost 4-2 I think) when they were at it for the entire game.

Without wishing to get into an argument about the place of homophobic chanting at football, it should have been blatantly obvious that if you spend the whole game abusing an opposition player and he keeps scoring then you shut the [censored] up!!

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Re:Crap chants 06 Jan 2026 23:01 #32

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Champions95 wrote:

High Street wrote:

Didnt it happen twice?[/quote

He got a hat-trick against us two seasons on the trot but I don't remember the chant happening the first time , it was the second time (99-00 ,lost 4-2 I think) when they were at it for the entire game.

Without wishing to get into an argument about the place of homophobic chanting at football, it should have been blatantly obvious that if you spend the whole game abusing an opposition player and he keeps scoring then you shut the [censored] up!!

Or when your team has just scored and nobheads are giving it large to opposition fans

I swear I have wanted to chin those said nobheads when opposition go straight up other end and score....like its some sort of Karma

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Crap chants 07 Jan 2026 08:29 #33

sirjimmyglass Offline Ball Boy Posts: 206 Likes received: 83	CCU wrote: CCU wrote: Not ours but that Mertesacker song doing the rounds on Twitter, with some mad little dance - The end of football!!! Found it. Jesus f**king wept... I think it might be the Macarena. Whatever it is, it's absolutely awful.
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Crap chants 07 Jan 2026 08:56 #34

182blue Offline Ball Boy Posts: 117 Likes received: 51	Suppose it's an attempt to use a more recent tune than The Beach Boys or Chicory Tip.
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Crap chants 07 Jan 2026 11:24 #35

cufcdeano Online Administrator Posts: 1310 Likes received: 406	cufcmike wrote: In fairness as horrible as it is, I believe every team that plays against Man City, the fans behind the goal should sing this. Couple of videos on YouTube, it's already happened. Watford fans sang it at him recently too.
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Crap chants Yesterday 23:28 #36

Useless Online Ball Boy Posts: 70 Likes received: 27	Ripping off the millwall 'no one likes, us we don't care' song No one is actually bothered about us enough to not like us...
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Crap chants Today 08:31 #37

Alan Partridge Offline Ball Boy Posts: 3 Likes received: 1	I was always under the impression that it was 'No one knows us' anyway...
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Crap chants Today 10:20 #38

khg 2 Online Ball Boy Posts: 67 Likes received: 41	ukblue wrote: You're getting mauled by the tigers, complete with mauling hand signs. Jebendism at it's finest. Never an American dentist around when you need one is there?
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Crap chants Today 10:47 #39

Useless Online Ball Boy Posts: 70 Likes received: 27	Where have all the threatening chants gone? "You're going to get your f....g heads kicked in" "It's a long way to Carlisle station" Etc Modern football eh,
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Crap chants Today 11:11 #40

ParcelPete Offline Reserve Squad Posts: 513 Likes received: 243	"We hate Nottingham Forest etc" Every club had different versions as to which rivals you hated but the first line was always the same,what did Forest do for the whole country to hate them?
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