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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:13 #1

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We look rather impotent waiting around for the overseas investor whilst all our rivals push on with signings.I hope KC is going to pull a rabbit out of the hat
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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:15 #2

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Laffy wrote:
We look rather impotent

Speak for yourself, nothing wrong with my functions.

But then, you haven't got a pot to Piss in, so your organs must be suffering.
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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:17 #3

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Don't be to hard on him.
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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:17 #4

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Laffy wrote:
We look rather impotent waiting around for the overseas investor whilst all our rivals push on with signings.I hope KC is going to pull a rabbit out of the hat

Or get Grainger one of them Waking frames with wheels as it seems theres a definite shortage of left backs if Curle is having so many problems finding one.
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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:18 #5

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No answer to that one save my pot runneth over
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Impotent 31 Jan 2026 19:22 #6

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I can confirm that Andrew Lapping is not impotent
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Are you obsessed with left backs NS?

Isn't it amazing how the window is always condensed into a frenzied few hours-I wonder if managers would behave like this if it was coming out of their own pockets?
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Ibogaine wrote:
I can confirm that Andrew Lapping is not impotent

THE SOUL can see right through your ploy to make him Jealous.
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Laffy wrote:
Are you obsessed with left backs NS?

Isn't it amazing how the window is always condensed into a frenzied few hours-I wonder if managers would behave like this if it was coming out of their own pockets?

Being the manager, KC especially, his job depends on making decent signings and having best part of 200k coming in I would expect him to want a chunk of it as it isn't even coming out of Jenkins pocket.
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Call me controversial but I would get a couple of heavy loan signings in rather than spend on buying
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Laffy wrote:
Call me controversial but I would get a couple of heavy loan signings in rather than spend on buying


Your Controersial
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Impotent 01 Feb 2026 09:50 #12

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Call me controversial but I would get a couple of heavy loan signings in rather than spend on buying

You're Graham Kavanagh really aren't you?!
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That's worse than being called dubious.

Anyway, the'drama' is over now.Farewell CW and I hope he pushes on at Bradford.
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Impotent 01 Feb 2026 10:16 #14

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Laffy wrote:
That's worse than being called dubious.

Anyway, the'drama' is over now.Farewell CW and I hope he pushes on at Bradford.

he's jinxed a la Wells Madden Loy etc with Abbott's involvement... no he isn't the manager but he's there...
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